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匿名 2022-04-09 23:13:26
Prepare Yourself 做好准备 -
A story around campus has it taht a student once sent a telegram to his parents reading: "mom - flunked all courses. kicked out of school. prepare pop."two days later he received a response: "pop prepared. prepare yourself."校园里流传着这样的故事：一个学生一次给父母拍了一份电报，上面写着：“妈妈－我所有功课都不及格，被学校开除。让爸爸做好准备。”两天以后，他收到了回电：“爸爸已准备好。你自己做好准备吧！”……
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匿名 2022-04-09 23:13:26
Flunking Math 数学没及格 -
My son, who made the dean's list in his freshman year at ball state university in muncie, ind., called home a few weeks after starting his sophomore year as a psychology student."mom," he said excitely, "i have found the answer to surviving college! it isn't the grades that are so important, but the quality of what is learned and how it is applied to daily life. i'm luck……
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匿名 2022-04-09 23:13:26
展现绝技 -
我有一个养狗的朋友，某天到他家作客，他媳妇非要给我展现一个绝技。她问：“1加1等于？”
“汪汪！”
“2乘3？”
“汪汪汪汪汪汪！”
“9开平方？”
“汪汪汪！”
我完全被眼前的景象所惊呆，她到底是如何办到的？竟能让她老公乖乖学狗叫。。。 -
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匿名 2022-04-08 22:32:28
原来还可以这样玩！下雪了一定试试 -
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匿名 2022-04-08 22:32:28
大叔这坐地后空翻简直吊炸了 -
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匿名 2022-04-08 22:24:40
喵星人:你是故意找事是不？！ -
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