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匿名 2022-04-10 10:42:38
卖水果刀 -
一个男子上了一辆出租车，司机问他去哪里，男子说去**。司机说那里很远的啊，男子说不怕，我会付你钱就是了。司机就放了离合踩了油门，一路上两人聊天。司机：“大哥，做生意的吧？”男子：“嗯，做点小生意，卖水果刀的。”司机：“生意不错吧！”男子：“还好，对了，我这里带了几把，拿一把给你看看。”司机：“不用了，我家削水果不用刀的。”男子：“这你就不懂了，水果刀除了削水果，还可以做其它很多事情呢，比如，可以砍手腕，割脖子，刺心脏……”司机一脚踩了刹车，小声地说：“大哥，我身上的钱给你，你放我走吧！”……
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匿名 2022-04-09 23:16:19
隔壁老王心疼的喊到 -
小时候感冒发烧，我爸骑自行车载我去医院，半路上我和自行车掉进了大水坑里，我喝了好几口水，隐隐约约的听到有人在喊：你快把孩子捞起来，你捞什么自行车！！！
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匿名 2022-04-09 23:13:26
展现绝技 -
我有一个养狗的朋友，某天到他家作客，他媳妇非要给我展现一个绝技。她问：“1加1等于？”
“汪汪！”
“2乘3？”
“汪汪汪汪汪汪！”
“9开平方？”
“汪汪汪！”
我完全被眼前的景象所惊呆，她到底是如何办到的？竟能让她老公乖乖学狗叫。。。 -
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匿名 2022-04-09 23:13:26
Flunking Math 数学没及格 -
My son, who made the dean's list in his freshman year at ball state university in muncie, ind., called home a few weeks after starting his sophomore year as a psychology student."mom," he said excitely, "i have found the answer to surviving college! it isn't the grades that are so important, but the quality of what is learned and how it is applied to daily life. i'm luck……
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匿名 2022-04-09 23:13:26
Prepare Yourself 做好准备 -
A story around campus has it taht a student once sent a telegram to his parents reading: "mom - flunked all courses. kicked out of school. prepare pop."two days later he received a response: "pop prepared. prepare yourself."校园里流传着这样的故事：一个学生一次给父母拍了一份电报，上面写着：“妈妈－我所有功课都不及格，被学校开除。让爸爸做好准备。”两天以后，他收到了回电：“爸爸已准备好。你自己做好准备吧！”……
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匿名 2022-04-09 23:13:26
Difference 区别 -
"I can always tell a graduate class from an undergraduate class," observed the instructor in one of my graduate engineering courses at california state university in los angeles. "when i say, 'good afternoon,' the undergraduates respond, 'good afternoon." but the graduate students just write it down." “研究生班和本科生很容易就能区别开来，”在洛杉矶加利福利亚州立大学给我们研究生上工程学课的老师如此说。“我说‘下午好’，……
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匿名 2022-04-09 23:13:26
The Same Service 同样的服务 -
A man who had been married for ten years was consulting a marriage counselor."when i was first married, i was very happy. i'd come home from a hard day down at the shop, and my little dog would race around barking, and my wife would bring me my slippers. now everything's changed. when i come home, my dog brings me my slippers, and my wife barks at me.""i don't know what ……
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匿名 2022-04-09 23:13:26
Keys？ Kiss？钥匙还是接吻 -
A friend of mine was giving an english lesson to a class of adult who had recently come to live in the united states. after placing quite a number of everyday objects on a table, he asked various members of the class to give him the ruler, the book, the pen and so on. the class went very smoothly and the students seemed interested and serious about the work that they were engaged in until when my ……
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