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匿名 2022-03-30 23:39:37
换个彩屏手机试试 -
老婆：老公，人家说男人手机里没有微信、陌陌的男人是好男人，你连扣扣都没有那不就是绝世好男人了呀，人家好爱你的哦！！！
老公：什么时候给我换个彩屏手机。。。 -
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匿名 2022-03-30 23:39:37
Bedtime Prayers 睡前祷告词 -
Julie was saying her bedtime prayers. "please god," she said, "make naples the capital of italy. make naples the capital of italy."her mother interrupted and said. "julie, why do you want god to make naples the capital of italy?"and julie replyed, "because that's what i put in my geography exam!"朱莉叶在做睡前祷告。“上帝，求求你，”她说，“让那不勒斯成为意大利的首都吧。”妈妈打断她的话说：“朱莉叶，为什么求上帝……
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匿名 2022-03-30 23:39:37
Sharing the Apples分苹果 -
Harry was given two apples, a small one and a large one, by his mum. share them with your sister, she said.so harry gave the small one to his little sister and started touching into the large one.cor! said his sister, if mum had given them to me i’d have given you the large one and had the small one myself.well, said harry, that’s what you’ve got, so what are you worrying about?妈妈给了哈里两个苹果，一个大一点，另一……
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匿名 2022-03-30 23:39:37
Roast pig烤乳猪 -
A gentleman was invited for dinner. When he hurried there and sat down, he was happy to see a roast pig in front of his seat:"Not bad, I am next to the pig." But then he noticed the angry fat lady sitting next to him. He faked a smile and added: "Oh I am sorry, I meant the roasted one on the table."一位先生去赴宴迟到了，匆忙入座后，发现自己的座位正对着乳猪，于是大为高兴的说：“还不错，我坐在乳猪的旁边。”这时才发现身旁的一位胖女士正怒目相视，他忙陪笑改口到……
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匿名 2022-03-30 22:58:37
Talking clock会说话的钟 -
While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den. "What is the big brass gong and hammer for?" one of his friends asked. "That is the talking clock," the man replied. "How's it work?""Watch," the man said and proceeded to give the gong an ear shattering pound with the hammer. Suddenly, someone screamed fr……
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匿名 2022-03-30 22:58:37
Reminder催单 -
In the veterinary office where I'm a technician, we mail out reminders when pets are due for vaccinations. Bruno, a German shepherd, arrived for his annual rabies shot, and we were required by state law to ask his owner if Bruno had bitten anyone in the last ten days. "Oh yes, in fact that's why we're here," she replied. Surprised, I told her we assumed they'd come in bec……
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匿名 2022-03-30 22:58:37
什么是心理学 -
第一节心理学课堂上，老师：你们谁知道什么是心理学。
老师让小明回答，小明站起来想了想，说：我可能打不过你，但是我可以诈唬住你！
老师。。。 -
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